{"id":276,"date":"2018-02-02T16:14:36","date_gmt":"2018-02-02T16:14:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.meditative.arts.ro\/wordpress\/?p=276"},"modified":"2018-02-02T16:53:22","modified_gmt":"2018-02-02T16:53:22","slug":"un-dezastru-scolar-de-tudor-popescu","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.meditative.arts.ro\/wordpress\/un-dezastru-scolar-de-tudor-popescu\/","title":{"rendered":"UN DEZASTRU \u0218COLAR, de Tudor Popescu"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.meditative.arts.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/tp4-300x235.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"235\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-277\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.meditative.arts.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/tp4-300x235.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.meditative.arts.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/tp4.jpg 591w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><br \/>\n(un b\u0103rbat \u0219i o femeie, la v\u00e2rsta c\u00e2nd pot avea un copil de 12-14 ani, trec prin parc discut\u00e2nd aprins. Se vor opri \u00een dreptul unei b\u0103nci)<br \/>\nMINEL (<em>furios<\/em>): Nu, nu, nu! Niciodat\u0103! N-am de g\u00e2nd s\u0103 tolerez a\u0219a ceva. Nu voi asista, indiferent, la nenorocirea copilului meu! Altceva mai pre\u021bios pe lume nu am! El este via\u021ba mea \u0219i tu, prin \u00eenc\u0103p\u0103\u021b\u00e2nare \u0219i incon\u0219tien\u021b\u0103, vrei s\u0103-i faci praf viitorul!<br \/>\nLENA (<em>gata s\u0103 pl\u00e2ng\u0103<\/em>): Ce vin\u0103 am eu?<br \/>\nMINEL: Ai! Toate nenorocirile au pornit de la tine. (<em>Arat\u0103 un carnet \u0219colar<\/em>.) Dezastrul din carnetul \u0103sta de note \u021bi se datoreaz\u0103 numai \u021bie. (<em>R\u0103sfoie\u0219te carnetul.<\/em>) Poftim! Poftim! Poftim!&#8230; Nenorocire!<br \/>\nLENA: De ce m\u0103 g\u0103se\u0219ti vinovat\u0103 numai pe mine?<br \/>\nMINEL: Tu i-ai adus cartea aia, de\u0219i <em>mai avea una<\/em>! De la cartea aia pe care i-ai procurat-o la v\u00e2rsta de numai nou\u0103 ani, a pornit totul!<br \/>\nLENA: Era ziua lui onomastic\u0103.<br \/>\nMINEL: \u0218i?&#8230; \u0218i?! Alt cadou nu puteai s\u0103-i faci, dec\u00e2t o carte? O o pu\u0219c\u0103, un tren, un vapor nu puteai s\u0103-i cumperi? O carte!<br \/>\nLENA: A\u0219a m-a sf\u0103tuit profesorul lui.<br \/>\nMINEL: Bravo! Halal mam\u0103! Te iei dup\u0103 to\u021bi str\u0103inii? De ce te-ai ferit de mine?<br \/>\nLENA: Nu m-am ferit.<br \/>\nMINEL: Ba te-ai ferit! (<em>Arat\u0103 carnetul.<\/em>) Dac\u0103 nu te fereai, nu ajungeam aici! Ai \u0219tiut c\u0103 \u0219i-a scos legitima\u021bia de intrare la biblioteca municipal\u0103?&#8230;<br \/>\nLENA: Am aflat mai t\u00e2rziu!<br \/>\nMINEL: O mam\u0103, o adev\u0103rat\u0103 mam\u0103, nu afl\u0103 ultima, ce se petrece cu fiul ei! Afl\u0103 prima! Dac\u0103 nu-i surprindeam ie\u0219ind de la bibliotec\u0103, \u0219i nu te puneam s\u0103-l urm\u0103re\u0219ti, ai mai fi aflat?<br \/>\nLENA (<em>vinovat\u0103<\/em>): Nu.<br \/>\nMINEL: Bine c\u0103 recuno\u0219ti! Atunci, de ce te mai miri c\u0103 am ajuns aici? Poftim! (Cite\u0219te). Matematic\u0103 10&#8230; limba rom\u00e2n\u0103&#8230; 10&#8230; fizic\u0103&#8230; 10&#8230; (<em>Din ce \u00een ce mai montat.<\/em>) Istorie&#8230;  10&#8230; geografie&#8230;  10&#8230; P\u00e2n\u0103 \u0219i la geografie! Asta numai a\u0219a, ca s\u0103 m\u0103 fiarb\u0103 pe mine! \u00cempotriva mea. S\u0103 m\u0103 duc\u0103 la infarct!<br \/>\nLENA: Nu te mai agita a\u0219a&#8230; \u0218tii c\u00e2t e\u0219ti de bolnav.<br \/>\nMINEL: Dac\u0103 fac infarct, tu e\u0219ti de vin\u0103!<br \/>\nLENA (<em>pl\u00e2nge<\/em>): Nu te mai sup\u0103ra&#8230;<br \/>\nMINEL: U\u0219or de zis! Dar \u0103sta! Carnetul. Asta nu-mi d\u0103 pace! (Exasperat).  \u0218i la desen are 10, dom\u02bcle! Copilul \u0103sta e nebun! Zece peste tot! (<em>Culmea culmilor.<\/em>) Tu \u0219tii c\u0103 l-am surprins m\u0103rturisindu-i lui D\u0103nu\u021b c\u0103 vrea s\u0103 se fac\u0103 profesor?<br \/>\nLENA (b\u00e2z\u00e2ind): Nu creeeeeed&#8230;<br \/>\nMINEL: Da, profesor! Ca s\u0103 \u0219tii p\u00e2n\u0103 unde-a ajuns! Profesor!<br \/>\nLENA: Eu l-am auzit c\u0103 vrea inginer&#8230;<br \/>\nMINEL: Ei, \u0219i? Tot un drac! Ce mi-e profesor, ce mi-e inginer. \u0218i eu? Cui \u00eei mai transmit eu experien\u021ba mea de-o via\u021b\u0103? Cui? C\u0103 \u021bi-am spus s\u0103 nu ne oprim la un singur copil! Dac\u0103 am fi avut doi-trei, nu mi-ar fi p\u0103sat. \u0102sta putea s\u0103 ne nenoroceasc\u0103! \u00cemi puneam speran\u021ba \u00een ceilal\u021bi! Da\u02bc a\u0219a? \u0102sta e \u0219i bun \u0219i r\u0103u&#8230;<br \/>\nLENA: Poate c\u0103 se \u00eendreapt\u0103. I-am ascuns toate c\u0103r\u021bile.<br \/>\nMINEL: Se apropie vacan\u021ba. O s\u0103-l iau la mine, la bar. O s\u0103-l \u021bin pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 mine. O s\u0103-i ar\u0103t cum se combin\u0103 b\u0103uturile. O s\u0103-l \u00eenv\u0103\u021b cum se c\u00e2\u0219tig\u0103 \u00eentr-o sear\u0103, leafa pe o lun\u0103 a unui am\u0103r\u00e2t de profesor! O s\u0103-i ar\u0103t cum se bea 50 de vodc\u0103 \u0219i un pahar cu sifon, \u0219i o s\u0103-i ar\u0103t ce bea un \u0219ef de magazin! \u0218i dac\u0103 tot n-o s\u0103 \u00een\u021beleag\u0103&#8230; \u00eemi iau m\u00e2na de pe el!<br \/>\nLENA (<em>\u021bip\u0103 dramatic<\/em>): Minel!<br \/>\nMINEL <em>(\u00eendurerat<\/em>): O s\u0103 consider c\u0103 n-am avut copil.<br \/>\nLENA: Cum o s\u0103 faci una ca asta? E copilul t\u0103u!<br \/>\nMINEL (<em>ca \u00een marile familii<\/em>): Nu-l mai recunosc! Degeaba e copilul meu, dac\u0103 n-am cui s\u0103-i transmit experien\u021ba mea de-o via\u021b\u0103! Dac\u0103 el nu-i capabil s\u0103-n\u021beleag\u0103 demnitatea unui adev\u0103rat barman! Dac\u0103 nu apreciaz\u0103 o art\u0103! Pentru c\u0103 este o art\u0103 s\u0103 \u0219tii s\u0103 amesteci nimic cu nimic \u0219i s\u0103-i oferi clientului o b\u0103utur\u0103 care s\u0103-i plac\u0103 \u0219i pe care s\u0103-i umfli leafa pe dou\u0103 zile! (<em>Distrus.<\/em>) Dac\u0103 el nu se g\u00e2nde\u0219te la mine, n-o s\u0103 m\u0103 mai g\u00e2ndesc nici eu la el! O s\u0103-l las s\u0103 se fac\u0103 profesor!<br \/>\nLENA (<em>disperat\u0103<\/em>): Mirel! E copilul t\u0103u!<br \/>\nMINEL: Da, \u00eel las s\u0103 se fac\u0103 profesor! N-o s\u0103 m\u0103 mai intereseze nimic! O s\u0103 poat\u0103 lua numai 10, la toate materiile!<br \/>\nLENA: Nu dispera! o s\u0103 st\u0103m serios de vorb\u0103 cu el! Au fost copii \u0219i mai r\u0103i \u0219i s-au \u00eendreptat! E un copil de\u0219tept, nu se poate s\u0103 nu \u00een\u021beleag\u0103!<br \/>\nMINEL (<em>nu se simte bine<\/em>): Copilul \u0103sta o s\u0103 m\u0103 nenoroceasc\u0103! (<em>\u00ce\u0219i duce m\u00e2na la inim\u0103.<\/em>) Mi-e r\u0103u!<br \/>\nLENA: Minele!<br \/>\nMINEL: P\u00e2n\u0103 aici mi-a fost! Mor!<br \/>\nLENA: Ce ne lipse\u0219te, ca s\u0103 mori?<br \/>\nMINEL: Mor&#8230; Mor omor\u00e2t de nota 10. S\u0103-i spui asta, ca s\u0103 \u0219tie! S\u0103 se simt\u0103 vinovat!&#8230; Adio!<br \/>\nLENA (<em>pl\u00e2nge<\/em>): Avem tot ce ne trebuie! De ce s\u0103 mori? S\u0103 moar\u0103 \u0103ia care n-au dup\u0103 ce bea ap\u0103&#8230;<br \/>\nMINEL: Iau cu mine o experien\u021b\u0103 de-o via\u021b\u0103! Ce p\u0103cat! N-am urma\u0219!<br \/>\n(<em>Cade pe banc\u0103, Lena se arunc\u0103 peste el, pl\u00e2ng\u00e2nd.<\/em>)<br \/>\nLENA: Minele! Minele! Nu trebuie s\u0103 faci una ca asta! Dac\u0103-l rugam \u00eempreun\u0103, r\u0103m\u00e2nea \u0219i repetent! \u0218tii ce copil ascult\u0103tor e&#8230; R\u0103m\u00e2nea \u0219i repetent&#8230; <\/p>\n<p><em>Dintr-un volum aflat \u00een preg\u0103tire la editura Meditative Arts<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(un b\u0103rbat \u0219i o femeie, la v\u00e2rsta c\u00e2nd pot avea un copil de 12-14 ani, trec prin parc discut\u00e2nd aprins. 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